If you know what not to do in any given situation, you can expect miracles. You may save a life, you may save yourself from an ass-kicking and you may even get laid, which is really all anybody can ask for. Sometimes you have to learn what not to do the hard way, but why suffer if an expert is on hand to keep you in line.
Elise is a 30 year-old escort based in Vancouver Island, B.C. She has a long list of regular and devoted clients, as well as a following on the Playboy, Hustler and Vivid web cam sites. She also has some important advice on what never to do with an escort.
As soon as I discover it, the session is over, said Elise. You will be asked to leave immediately, and there will be no refund. Trying to cause the condom to come off inside the escort is another non-starter, and do not think she wonnot notice. We know all the tricks, and we are on to you, warned Elise.Gurgaon Escorts do talk to one another, and if you behave this badly and this dangerously, word will spread.
Do not treat the escort like a whore. Yeah, we may do this for a living but you do not own us, said Elise. You are paying to spend time with us you did not pay to own us. Elise says that 95% of men seeing escorts are gentlemen, and 5% are creepy. The gentlemen are every day guys. He may be the guy in the cubicle next to you, the office next to yours or the CEO of your company. They are just missing something in their lives that I can provide, said Elise. They will treat me with respect, and I will treat them with respect.
Do not fall in love with an escort. We are playing a role and fulfilling a fantasy, but we have separate lives, said Elise. It is always easy to fall in love with the fantasy, but that is not what is real.
Do not ask for your money back because you came quickly. I am not in charge of their bodies and I am genuinely just following their lead, said Elise. Do not ask me for money back because you are not going to get it and it will just piss me off. If you feel you want your money back the time to say something is before the clothes come off. Once the clothes are off, there is no refund.
Do not ask for a guarantee you will have an orgasm either. I just can not be in charge of their bodies, said Elise. Some men with erectile dysfunction can not cum and will try to hold me to some sort of guarantee. Failing to get it up at all will also not get you a refund, so do not bother asking.
Do not haggle. I hate that, said Elise. I understand that in some cultures it may be common, but try to remember that I am not a loaf of bread.
Do not offer an escort money to cross boundaries she is clearly provided. If I say no bareback service, do not offer me $20 to do it, said Elise. Number one, I do not do anything for $20.
Most Gurgaon Escorts will offer extras that you can choose to pay for during a session, but do not cross boundaries. A boundary is a boundary is a boundary, said Elise.
Never, ever be dirty and smelly. If you are asked to shower do not be insulted, said Elise. I am going to have to go down there. There is nothing wrong with smelling like a man but freshen up a little first.
Never try to short change an escort. I will count the money you gave me and I will know, said Elise. Suggesting the escort not count the donation right away and asking her to wait till after is not clever. It is a red flag, and you may be asked to leave.
Do not keep it a secret if you are taking Viagra or Cialis. If a guys on Viagra he might not really cum, said Elise. If I am looking for that signal, I did like to know why I am not getting it. Age is important too. I prefer to be told if he is over 65, said Elise. While some may feel a heart attack during wild sex would be the best way to go, it is not nearly as appealing to the escort.
Never stay if you meet the escort and she is not what you saw or what you were promised. Do not stay, said Elise. A bad experience gives us all a bad name. It is your money and your experience so if you are not happy, leave before the money changes hands.
The worst thing you can do is behave like an ass. The biggest factor for me is their behavior, said Elise. Do not behave like a total pig. Yes it is all about you, but that does not give you the right to act like a pig.
And even though it should absolutely go without saying, do not ever be violent. Unless it is part of the play and unless it is agreed to and discussed beforehand, do not be violent, said Elise. Do not think that just because you paid, you can be abusive.